Sit Down Mutha Fuckas!!!

I had all but written my Cards off in the NLCS. Even Pujols' bat had grown cold. They let Carpenter pitch a bit to long and I had diverted my attention away from the game to make a phone call and whine about how unfair it was. Lidge was pitching, it was the top of the ninth, 2 outs, Cards down by 2. Then the baddest mutha to stomp the terra comes to the plate. He not only rings up a hit, Albert Pujols belts a massive homerun that stuns and shocks the Houston home crowd. The Cards may not win the NLCS and go to the World Series, but at least they will get to close out their season in Busch Stadium. One final hurrah for the old ballpark before they tear it down. They may lose tomorrow, but for tonight, the Cards are on top of the world. I introduce to you the 2005 National League Most Valuable Player, Albert Pujols.