The Full Monty
I know it doesn't really show with my more recent submissions for Half-Nekkid Thursday, but I am slowly becoming completely obsessed with it. I bought a camera for it. I start checking Osbasso's blog around seven on Wednesday. I spend all day Thursday checking for posts. I am becoming depressed because I don't have one tenth the imagination of some of the people posting for HNT. I'm running out of ideas and while I would like to come up with something intriguing and artistic and original, I keep coming back to the same idea that frightens me.
The full monty.
Nobody has done it yet, so it would be a first, but I fear that HNT would loose something if I did. It's HALF - Nekkid Thursday for a reason. Right now it's a collection of innocent snapshots of peoples lives and some small amount of titillation. I can't speak for most guys, but I know that I am thrilled when one of the women that posts shows a little bit of flesh not normally seen by the public. Maybe it's the voyeur in me, maybe it's the thrill of seeing somebody use their imagination, maybe I'm just a blathering pervert.
I would think that most women, with a few exceptions, aren't quite as fascinated with the male body. That isn't to say that they don't appreciate a nice curve, a firm jaw, or a manly set of hands, but I think if you compared the two sexes, men are much more into "just show them to me already."
I could be completely wrong. I have run into a few very randy women recently. I guess the reality is that I don't see that much that is attractive about the male genitalia. Women are soft and curvy and smell good. Men are intrusive, stanky, and hairy. I think I'm a lesbian.
The point is, I can't decide on the full monty. It wouldn't be to impress, believe me. I don't think for a minute that anybody of either sex would think "break me off a piece of that!" It's just my need to try to one up people and the fact that I have little imagination.
I guess I need some internet guidance. What do you say blogger peeps? Full monty or no? Feel free to comment, but leave a definite aye or nay and I will abide by the blogger community's wishes.
Drive it like you stole it.
posted by Bat @ 4:58 PM
9 comments
9 Comments:
Yeah, in general men are more visually stimulated so to speak but if you've got the balls (pun entirely intended) then I say go for it.
To make it half-nekkid you could always wear a shirt...
;)
(to say ..."leaving just some skin poking out" is just too much. Ooops, guess I said it anyway. I must be too much!)
I am obsessed with parts of the male anatomy.
When I watch my husband deal cards while playing Euchre, I honestly get wet.
Seriously. It's embaressing.
Its always fun to leave something to the imagination...so I say go for the half monty :)
He really is obsessed. He thinks about it all the time. I say go for it....I love your full monty!
I agree with HS--imagination is always more fun. Strategically placed hands or other props are good. Personally, as a guy, I have no interest in seeing the goods. I'd much rather see a good set of broad shoulders. And if one of the ladies went all out, I'm sure I'd aprreciate it, but then I would have lost the last remnants of mystery.
Ultimately, "half-nekkid" is whatever you interpret it to mean. To me, that means no full monty. A hint of the full monty, maybe.....
Can we get a full Mona instead of Monty?
... hey..... just a thought....
;-)
Hmm, this is a tricky one. I know that some think the HNT pics should be a little on the vague side, but still....maybe you could start a whole new approach to HNT....If you were to wear socks and a t-shirt you'd still be HN, right? Just think...if you did it, maybe some of the female bloggers would follow along as well. Of course my friend Mimi took HNT to a whole new level with her post yesterday (http://mimiswords.blogspot.com/2005/07/its-hnt-again.html)
Maybe you could start a new trend with the guys....I might even join in...
Well the whole idea is to HALF-nekkid, not giving away the whole show, but it is your blog honey, you can post whatever you want.
Maybe one berry instead of two?
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